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sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

(via lopensive)

— 2 days ago with 272152 notes
hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

(Source: menandtheirdogs, via troyesivan)

— 3 days ago with 416051 notes
grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

(via tyleroakley)

— 3 days ago with 144016 notes

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

(via spaghettihos)

— 3 days ago with 121617 notes

lnsomaniac:

uniteed:

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

(via hamsterballrocks)

— 3 days ago with 150580 notes
jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

(via hamsterballrocks)

— 3 days ago with 759904 notes